L: I'm still filling out my online profile. If you want these mainframe matchmakers to pick you a winner, you really have to be careful to choose just the right words. C (unsure): I filled mine out in 10 minutes this morning. L (smiling): I guarantee that's the only 10 you're getting out of it. C: Let's see what you wrote. Under "likes" you have the theater... You mean movie theater. L: Details. C: Favorite drinks, you have "bubbly". Yeah, if it comes in a six-pack. L (convinced): I do like a six-pack. C: There's nothing on here about monster trucks. You love monster-truck rallies! L (exasperated): This is morning television, Clark! Monster trucks are not gonna guarantee me a guy who will impress the home viewers. C: ... There are a lot of good things about you that would attract a lot of great guys. L: Really? Like what? C: (pause of silence) Oh... You're Lois. L (ironic): Thanks, Clark. But I already filled out my name.