L: I'm still filling out my online profile. If you want these mainframe matchmakers to pick you a winner, you really have to be careful to choose just the right words.
C
(unsure): I filled mine out in 10 minutes this morning.
L
(smiling): I guarantee that's the only 10 you're getting out of it.
C: Let's see what you wrote. Under "likes" you have the theater... You mean movie theater.
L: Details.
C: Favorite drinks, you have "bubbly". Yeah, if it comes in a six-pack.
L
(convinced): I do like a six-pack.
C: There's nothing on here about monster trucks. You love monster-truck rallies!
L
(exasperated): This is morning television, Clark! Monster trucks are not gonna guarantee me a guy who will impress the home viewers.
C: ... There are a lot of good things about you that would attract a lot of great guys.
L: Really? Like what?
C:
(pause of silence) Oh... You're Lois.
L
(ironic): Thanks, Clark. But I already filled out my name.
Smallville, 9x06. Clark & Lois.
CoS wants YOU!
I ♥ CoS
